You know a Christmas film has made historical past when its quotes are recited all 12 months spherical. And that is precisely what has occurred with Home Alone.
The lovable family film, which made youngster star Macaulay Culkin a family identify, turned an prompt classic Christmas movie in 1990—and for good cause. Not solely is it jam-packed with laughs, tears and plenty of hijinks, it additionally has a few of the most memorable Christmas film quotes. Read on for 31 of our favourite Home Alone quotes of all time. (Full disclosure: A majority of the very best traces come from Kevin McCallister, as a result of…let’s be sincere, the child delivered a few of the best one-liners ever written.)
Best Home Alone Quotes
1. “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” – Kevin
2. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – Gangster Johnny
3. “Look what you did you little jerk.” – Uncle Frank
4. “Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.” – Leslie
5. “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!” – Kevin
6. “You’re what the French call, ‘les incompétents'” – Linnie
7. “Kevin, you are such a disease.” – Jeff
8. “There are 15 people in this house and you’re the only one who has to make trouble.” – Kate
9. “Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?” – Buzz
10. “I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!” – Buzz
11. “Say…is it true French babes don’t shave their pits?” – Buzz
12. “Buzz, I’m reading through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!” – Kevin
13. “I made my family disappear.” – Kevin
14. “Bless this extremely nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the individuals who offered it on sale. Amen.” – Kevin
15. “Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!” – Gangster Johnny
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16. “A stunning cheese pizza. Just for me.” – Kevin
17. “I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices…including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.” – Kevin
18. “Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?” – Kevin
19. “You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.” – Marley
20. “Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?” – Santa Claus
21. “This is my house. I have to defend it.” – Kevin
22. “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” – Marv
23. “Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you just’re in there, and that you just’re on their lonesome.” – Harry
24. “You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?” – Kevin
25. “Down here, you big horse’s ass. Come and get me before I call the police.” – Kevin
26. “All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits!” – Marv
27. “A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen. Period.” – Buzz
28. “I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.” – Kate
29. “Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.” – Kevin
30. “I got you milk, eggs and fabric softener.” – Kevin
31. “KEVIN!” – Kate
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